Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Homosexuals Blamed for Death of Species

Blue Ducks, a threatened species which are native to New Zealand, look set to die out in the UK after Cherry, the last remaining female at a bird sanctuary in West Sussex, failed to mate with two males, named Ben and Jerry, at the same compound.

"Neither male duck appeared interested and are now inseparable at the Arundel Wetland Centre, leaving Cherry to her own devices. Centre warden Paul Stevens said he was disappointed that efforts to produce new Blue Duck offspring had failed but said the two male birds made 'a lovely couple'. ... 'They stay together all the time, parading up and down their enclosure and whistling to each other as a male might do with a female he wants to mate with,' he said. 'People who visit the centre think they're a fantastic couple, without really coming around to the idea that they are two males. They both have very big personalities and people come from all over the country to come and see them. Cherry doesn't seem bothered by it, she's just happy to keep herself to herself...It would have been nice to get a last clutch of eggs from Cherry but Ben and Jerry do make a lovely couple" (Towleroad).

Do these ducks know that God made them gay but doesn't want them to act on their natural inclinations? Damn sinners.

5 comments:

elaygee said...
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jaysays said...

I'm completely alarmed that homosexuality may result in the death of a non-indigenous species in the UK! As you say, don't they know this is a sin and unnatural!?!!?!

Donnie said...

Give me a freaking break. Use artificial insemination if your so concerned. If God didn't want homosexuals to exist he never would have allowed them to exist. You people need to educate yourselves.

T. R Xands said...

Those birds know not what they do. INTO THE BURNING LAKE OF FIRE THEY GO!!!11!

That's actually an interesting story though.

Anonymous said...

I love it. Humans (both straight and gay) drive a beautiful species like the Blue Duck the brink of extinction, such that there are only 3 of them left. Then when 2 of the happen to be gay, we blame the extinction on the birds' gayness. Maybe we should have started caring about the propogation of their species when there were, I don't know, at least FIFTY of them left?

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